The Kaptro Teleportation
Its owner can transport instantly to any location in any realm in the universe.
1. Go to Fiji.
2. Hold it as long as possible when you need to make a number one and don't want to miss the movie. At the last minute, you can "pop" right on over to the potty.
3. Disappear instantly from the room when your brother finds out you sent "him" to school in a tutu. Then go to Fiji.